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"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

The Philip Marlow family

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Bathroom Fairy

"Gimme the carrot!"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Easter Egg Island

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Third Option

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.