Nighttime Workout Warrior T-Shirts

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

Exercise Class

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Sisyphus during Covid

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'