Real-life Workout Warrior T-Shirts

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

"It's true: no more burpees."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."