Nighttime Caretakers Prints

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Foster failure

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Hell No Kitty

The modern generation!

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Caution. Slippery when wet.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Hey, anyone? I'd like some attention. Waaaaa!! You okay, baby? Now I see how this works.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Family courts.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Responsibility

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Worm Appreciation Society!

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'It never fails to stop him crying - handing him the phone.'

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"I hate airplane food!"

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'