Playful Caretakers Prints

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Young Gums

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

Twins

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

See, no monster under your bed

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Patient

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

"My dad works in surveillance."

Paediatric medicine

Cold Call

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.