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Stormy Night

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Swinging on a star.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Dead Funny

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Writers without borders.

Giant white horse.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Creativity

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Kirsten Johnson

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Is this your first book launch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'