Nightmare Weaver Mugs

Stormy Night

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Swinging on a star.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Dead Funny

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Giant white horse.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Writers without borders.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

Creativity

"I object!" "Overruled!"

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'Is this your first book launch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Go ahead and dissect me

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.