Nightlife Ninja T-Shirts

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Self help acupuncture

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bryan Ferry

The Snooze Bar.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dance.

'Fried chickens.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'