Night Prowler Pet Story Pillows

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Scary Face at Window

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

'I'm thirsty!'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Stormy Night

"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"If any place is open at this hour. I need to pick up something from the 19th century."

"Look—there it goes again!"

Exercise for the end of the day...

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

Do you have any pull with the IRS?

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

"I'm getting too old to work the graveyard shift."

Tradesman startles a man by trying to sell him a razor at night on a bridge

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

Winter Mornings

Street lamp