Night Owl Turned Homebody Mugs

'I used to love going on the prowl at night too, but these days, I'm asleep by sundown...'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

The 6 A.M. News Team

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

Bob hated working over-time.

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

'I'm thirsty!'

Nethead strip: Sale.com

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

"See you in the morning."

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'Boy! Those 911 operators sure get snooty when you call at 4 a.m. and ask them to translate the words to Frere Jacques.'

'Sir, aren't you missing another workaholics anonymous meeting tonight?'

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

The stench of corporate corruption grew worse each day. And every night Earl did hid best to clean it up.

Bloggs and co Builders apologise for any convenience caused

"Last time I burned the midnight oil it triggered the fire alarm."

Winter Mornings

"He's gone home for the night. Is it squeegee-related?"

'Not taken a vocational night class before, then?'

Clubbing for Adults

"Let me know when we're getting near twenty-one dollars."

"I need something to help me get to sleep..."