Night Owl In Denial Mugs

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

In basket-case.

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Serenading

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Camping-Pong

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."