Night Owl Sympathizer Prints

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

I stayed up late last night, then got up early, but I had to take several naps today

Winter Mornings

'It's time to get up? -- Where do you get your information?'

Sleep walking can be hazardous!

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Serenading