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Turn on the news. I will not comply. My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story. There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on Rocky Road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills. Who told you this? Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy.
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
Dog Nightmares
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Try thinking about something else."
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
Camping-Pong
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
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