Night Owl Prints

Insomnia Jeopardy

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"I know these school board annual budget meetings tend to run very late, however ... "

"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'How can I ever become a doctor if I don't learn to go without sleep?'

Counting sleeping sheep.

'My insomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The City that Never Sleeps.

"Why?"

'I've stopped going out at night. Too dangerous.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"You smell like a chimney."

'The early bird always catches the worm...'

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

Mail Order Moms

Burning the midnight oil.

Insomniacs wanted for sheep census.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

'How do you do, Sir? My name is John L. Flagman, and I run a successful executive search firm.'

'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'

'I'm sorry to wake you, Mr. Jennings, but it's time for your sleeping pills.'

Bingo night.