Night Owl Ponderers Gifts

Past mistakes insomnia

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Late BroomStick

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Night-shift entrance

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

Whom.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Mouse shopping after hours

The Raven - The Study at Night

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

'Damn early birds.'

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Is the light bothering you?"

"Oh, you can't sleep either?!"

"It looked like a really powerful presentation when I did it at 3 o'clock this morning!"

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.