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"From 3 a. m. to four-thirty, I have you wondering if everything in your life has been a mistake."

"To answer this call from mother or not to answer? That is a trick question..."

"I don't know how you do it. I'm hopeless after dinner."

'Is this tomorrow or last night?'

'And where have YOU been?'

"What is the speed of dark?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"The overthinker"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

The Snooze Bar.

Serenading