"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."
Night Owl Musings Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the midnight oil burner’s spirit? Our collection inspired by night owl musings features witty, creative designs perfect for those who find inspiration under the moonlight. Whether they’re scribbling ideas, pondering life's mysteries, or simply enjoying the hush of night, these thoughtfully designed products add a spark of personality to their nocturnal hours.
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
Dog Nightmares
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Try thinking about something else."
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
Camping-Pong
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
Night Owl Musings Gifts Collection
Night Owl Musings Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and inspiring mugs perfect for night owls who love to start their day or unwind with a warm beverage.
Night Owl Musings Pillows
Make their space more inviting with pillows that celebrate the nocturnal muse. Soft, stylish, and full of personality.
Night Owl Musings Prints
Add a splash of creativity to their home with prints inspired by night owl musings. Perfect for that late-night creative vibe.
Night Owl Musings T-Shirts
Check out our range of creative t-shirts that let night owls wear their love for late-night ideas with wit and style.