'Wine makes me sleepy.'
Night Owl Gourmand Gifts
Are you shopping for a night owl gourmand who cherishes midnight treats and culinary adventures? Discover a range of amusing and heartfelt gifts that capture their nocturnal culinary passion. Perfect for those who believe great flavors and late-night bites are the best way to unwind. From witty mugs and comfy t-shirts to charming pillows and eye-catching prints, find something that celebrates their love for all things tasty and late-night. These items bring humor and warmth to their kitchen, bedroom, or cozy corner, making every late snack a little more special.
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
Dog Nightmares
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Try thinking about something else."
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
Camping-Pong
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
Night Owl Gourmand Gifts Collection
Night Owl Gourmand Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for night owl gourmands, and find the ideal vessel for their late-night coffee, tea, or hot chocolate.
Night Owl Gourmand Pillows
Add some humor and comfort to their space with our pillows designed for night owl gourmands. Great for cozy nights and late-night snack sessions.
Night Owl Gourmand Prints
Brighten their walls with playful prints inspired by night owl gourmands. The perfect decoration for any kitchen, dining area, or cozy nook.
Night Owl Gourmand T-Shirts
Discover witty and fun t-shirts for night owl gourmands. Perfect for late-night adventures or casual lounging, these tees celebrate their love for nighttime culinary delights.