'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'
Night Owl Economist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the night owl economist in your life? Whether they're burning the midnight oil or early riser, our collection features witty and thoughtful products. These gifts are designed to fuel their passion for economics and their love for those long, contemplative nights. From quirky mugs to stylish t-shirts, each item celebrates their unique mix of creativity and analytical mind. Ideal for students, teachers, or anyone who finds inspiration in the quiet hours, these presents turn their late-night hours into something special.
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
Camping-Pong
Serenading
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
The Snooze Bar.
Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar
Bingo night.
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
Night Owl Economist Gifts Collection
Night Owl Economist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for night owl economists—perfect for late-night brainstorming or early morning coffee breaks.
Night Owl Economist Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate your favorite night owl economist—great for study spaces or lounge areas.
Night Owl Economist Prints
Browse our prints inspired by night owl economists—bring their passion into their living or work space with style.
Night Owl Economist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for night owl economists—comfortable, clever, and ideal for expressing their passion.