Niece With A New Puppy Prints

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Pick me!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Tell me about your puppyhood?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

Four Star Meal

'Look! There's Santa!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Dog Training For The Ninties

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"Come on! We're doing this as a family!"

Dad, what is puppy love? The beginning of a dog's life!