Niece With A New Puppy Pillows

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Pick me!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Tell me about your puppyhood?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Four Star Meal

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'Look! There's Santa!'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

Dog Training For The Ninties

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Come on! We're doing this as a family!"