Nicotine Patch User Mugs

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"They're infantilizing us!"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'There you are - it works!'

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

No smoking initiative.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Smoker's Airline.

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

'I've tried Nicotine Patches, but they won't stay lit.'

Stop Smoking Programe.

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

"Patch?"

"You've got a vapeworm."