Nicotine Explorer Prints

"You've got a vapeworm."

Before/After

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I must smell more.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"They're infantilizing us!"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'There you are - it works!'

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

No smoking initiative.

Drive In - "That's $7.99, 2400 calories and 125 grams of fat."

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Do the patches help?'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

Bio Lab. You crossed a stink bug with a segmented worm? What do you call it? A "scentipede"!

New Car Smell Perfume

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'