Nickel Spenders Pillows

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

Credit card debt.

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'Could I return these scratch cards, I've only used them once!'

"Dear, your boss just called to tell you there was a slight mistake in your paycheck."

"No matter how bad things are, we manage to keep our sense of spending."

angel: 'My old regret is, I didn't go now, pay later.'

Expense Culture Advice.

The True Meaning of Christmas

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

'Rumor is, the stock is going to be upgraded from 'super' to 'super duper'.'

'The Insurance money finally came today!'