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"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Extreme miming"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Television Readers.

Oligarchy

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Bloody hell!"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Canadian film production

Man Reading Laptop.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Moby Dick

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'