Niche Label Expert T-Shirts

Music Collector.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

Final words on gravestones.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

It bag and no knickers!

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

If this is a British car, why is it called a Hitzu?

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."