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Why not not see a doctor on a weekday when you could just as easily not see him at the weekend?

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Spelling a newspaper

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Annexe 8

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Big Issue...'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Uni. Snowflake Library

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...