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'The Doctor will see you now...'

'Rising health care costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients, Mr. Harvil.'

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

An Arm and a Leg.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'

"You first."

The devolution of the NHS

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

'General Hospital' building choosing between the 'Private' road with the money or the 'Public' road

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

Repeal...Replace...Repeal...Replace...

Obama Clinic and Republican Clinic