Nhl Mugs

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

A Puppet Named Juan

Shepherd and eurydice

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Good game."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

They hated me.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A Symphony of Penguins

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Computer Room.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'