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Gary Betteman: I'm wishing for a settlement before Christmas.

Raheem Sterling

No Baseball

The Hockey World

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Zdeno Chara

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"I still hate you."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

John Terry

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

'They must be NHL fans.' 'No, they're dentists.'

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

Let the game begin.

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?