Nhl Enthusiasts T-Shirts

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The best goalie in the world!

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Zdeno Chara

The Real March of the Penguins.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Kane and Abe L.