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First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Crap from the future.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

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"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

World Financial Mafia

Trickledown economics

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

No I didn't get a rise, he gave me another plaque.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mom's Mortuary

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

The Doorknob

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

'Nice Shooting.'

Tax by Trump

'I admire their frankness' - Shark Loan Co.