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First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Crap from the future.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

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Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Turnkey Totalitarianism

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

No I didn't get a rise, he gave me another plaque.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Mom's Mortuary

When technology goes too far #2. The wireless yo-yo. q

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

Done With You

The Doorknob

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

Banks or Loansharks?

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'Nice Shooting.'

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

Tax by Trump