Nfl Prints

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

Colts Win!!!

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Bears Win!!!

'Them? They're Detroit Lions fans.'

'Hurry! We've got one last chance to score! You're our only hope!!'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

'I think he just heard Harbaugh vs. Harbaugh one too many times.'

Another football season comes to an end.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

Earl Campbell

Fan-Centric Stadium

Sports is the Politics of the Masses

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Pessimists v Optimists.