American Football Prints

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

U.S. vs United Kingdom Football Match

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

'Did you bring the tackle?'

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I think I can...'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'

'I don't need an agent. I negotiated my own contract for ten million...Ten dollars a month for a million years.'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'We're going back to basics...This is a football.'

'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'

'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around.'

Refereeing Stages.

Another motorist fails the field spiral test.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"My mom makes me wear it."

A football player catching a turkey

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

1923 - The famous 'Flying Wedgie' formation.

Speed Trumps Size.

Lizard running with football.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"01101001, 00111011, 00011010, hut, hut!"

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

U S football.

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

'Don't worry, Phil. You may no longer be an eligible bachelor, but you're still an eligible receiver.'

'How's that kidney transplant going?... I need him back on the field - pronto!'