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"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Aluminium Henge

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

The power of the brain

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'