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"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

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What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Aluminium Henge

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

The power of the brain

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

My First Bitcoin.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."