Newsworthy Pet Parent Pillows

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Upper East Side Dog Park

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A child and his dog

Pampered Pets.

"You stop it, now!"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Is our owner hot?"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Bad Dog

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

Tinder for dogs

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

101 uses of a dead cat: wind vane.

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Toddler sharing dog food

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'