Newspaper Reader Prints

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

Tea, Rex?

"Say when."

"It was just his way of showing you some affection"

Dog fetching a newspaper and then reading it himself.

Stiller than a deer in headlights.

'That's nothing new. Thatcher had a similar plan, but she called hers; 'Every man for himself'.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Unsocial Media

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Seriously? You want to challenge me now? Can't you at least wait until I've finished my morning coffee and today's newspaper?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'You might show just a little more interest, Simkins, while I'm giving you the sack...'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

Man with aeroplane behind him

Comic moms.

Daily Tribune

'Reggie, are you reading the paper or are you hiding from something?'

"Dry sherry sir..?"

Suicide

'Incessant barking, constant complaining, same thing.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

"Sod U OK!?"

'Do you make or earn money father?'

"It's a 'Spot the Difference' for beginners."

Jake never really notices the cryptoquote before...

'Hey, loan me the sports section.'

Guide dog reader.

Army officer reading below a mobile with his medals hanging from it.

'Says here John Edwards is going to need surgery to fix his heart.'