Newspaper Nudger Pillows

'That was fun!'

Nerd tryouts.

Fear of news.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Weditorials

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

An expletive of editors

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"Come on, just try it."

I know they are free and everything. But we're not even on his route, are we?"

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

Walking the Dog.

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

Watch For Falling Role Models.

Maternity. Which one is yours?

It takes 2000 laws to enforce the 10 commandments.

Santa delivering newspapers

Erections Have Consequences.

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

'Would you be interested in a job in the media?'

"You're fired! Read all about it!"

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

Extra! Extra! Internet is putting us out of business!

Newspaper reads: Which is correct? Su-dock-oo; Su-doo-koo; Su-doe-ku.'