Newspaper Nudger Pillows

'That was fun!'

Nerd tryouts.

Fear of news.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Weditorials

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

An expletive of editors

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

I know they are free and everything. But we're not even on his route, are we?"

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"Come on, just try it."

Walking the Dog.

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

Watch For Falling Role Models.

It takes 2000 laws to enforce the 10 commandments.

Santa delivering newspapers

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

Erections Have Consequences.

'Would you be interested in a job in the media?'

"You're fired! Read all about it!"

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Extra! Extra! Internet is putting us out of business!

'You didn't tip the paper boy.'

Newspaper reads: Which is correct? Su-dock-oo; Su-doo-koo; Su-doe-ku.'