News Spreader Gifts

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I think I can". (train)

Cake

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets

Eating ice cream.

Battering ram vaccine.

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Mum Hearts.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Football fans in corona times

Garden of Earthly Delights

"It's over!"

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Down with Negativism!

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

...Hector believed that the mariachi was still there to celebrate the great moments...

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

Leap

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

Snacks

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

Happy Pregnancy

'Any idea why your boyfriend is handing out cigars in the pub?'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'