Money Spreader Gifts

'The way I see it, money is like a big manure pile, it's no good unless you spread it around.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I think I can". (train)

'Don't look at me!'

Cake

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Mum Hearts.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

Battering ram vaccine.

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

Rolling Over a Pension.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Football fans in corona times

Down with Negativism!

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"It's over!"

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'