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Interest rate remain at all time low...

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Newspaper suicide.

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

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'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'My plan is more and more US troops to Iraq until my popularity rating hits zero and makes the book of world records!'

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'In the event of a new Gulf War, Letterman and Leno agreed to reduce their arsenal of middle eastern jokes and stockpile them for possible use later...'

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

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'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'