News Observing Mugs

'Inflated gloom!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Fear of news.

State Budget.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Good news on Wall Street today"

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'