News Napper Pillows

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Newspaper suicide.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

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'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Someone has had a hard day!

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

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