News Media Prints

'Oh my God! Brace yourselves! . . . Wait - this just in: everything's fine. . . for now'

The Doom Channel

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

"I've been expecting this...FAKE WEATHER!"

The Real Russian history

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Putin's Fox News Puppets!

'Okay, all right, this 'Occupy Wall Street' movement has grown too large for us to ignore.'

Scapegoat.

'Our regular correspondents are all on assignment, so tonight '60 Minutes' will be hosted by Beavis and Butt-Head....'

Peta Mansbridge.

Tell Newsweek.

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 12

Lose the Iraq War.

"The following report contains some flash celebrities."

'There's nothing like a good sex scandal to get our minds out of the fiscal gutter!'

'S*** happens - details at eleven.'

"The Tories beat the Labour party in the UK. I don't know what those words mean, but let's pretend!"

"We go now to our White House correspondent... Jim? Jim?"

"That's it for the climate news, now here's Cindy with the climate of fear report."

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

Iraq War Correspondency on a Budget

In At Least One Way Iran Is Better Than the US for Women

Trump dries his hair with hot air

"White House says latest attacks prove Saddam has donkey carts of mass."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

Hate Platforms

In the Guru District

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'