Media Reporting Prints

The press viewing politics with rose tinted glasses.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

In the Guru District

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Press Freedom

If nobody had invented graphics

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Difference of Opinion

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Meet the Enemy

Cord cutter

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'