News Critique Fan Mugs

CBS documentation claiming George Bush is an alien.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Trump Poutine

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

Privatized Jails

Fiscal cliff

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

Pop star weather report.

"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

LEV Trump

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

Obey the Book or be damned!

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Fake News, 50 cents.

"Let him who is without 'spin' cast the first stone."

Lose the Iraq War.

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'And now a look at tomorrow's front pages - the Telegraph leads with 'ultimate makeover guide', while the Mail has 'a fantastic new you'...'