Satirical News Fan Mugs

Fiscal cliff

'Ask your doctor if investing in the market is right for you.'

'..Saddam Hussein's money stash could pay off the U.S. budget deficit.'

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

Jon Stewart

Supreme leader products for the people

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

How am I abducting?

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Parade of Businessmen

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

On the brink.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."