News Critic Prints

Funny how it's only the people I disagree with who are biased.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'This is the most humble day of my life!'

In the wake of the Duelfer report the White House vows to improve U.S. intelligence gathering.

"Seems to me the TV news just isn't as hard-hitting as it used to be!"

'I don't care what the media says; the economy is still bad. I run a one-man operation and I fired two people last week.'

Billy strip: too young to watch the news.

'I don't know about you, but I never trust the media.'

Violence in television

"The following emergency weather bulletin is brought to you by the folks at Gargantua Insurance Company. For a fast, friendly quote on coverage for your imminent natural disaster, call us, toll free..."

'Today the nation's highly reliable sources were replaced by 'sometimes reliable sources'.'

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Peter Hitchens always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

'Oddly enough, I feel offended...'

'Maybe you should fix the TV stand.'

'And now a look at tomorrow's front pages - the Telegraph leads with 'ultimate makeover guide', while the Mail has 'a fantastic new you'...'

'I'm going to watch the news. Do you know where my rose-colored glasses are?'

"To be perfectly frank, the preceding was a paid political bunch of lies."

"I hope that's fake news."

Pillory

"'Report the facts' Do you have any idea what would happen to my ratings?"

"I watched the news and it was all yelling and screaming and acting like children. If that's all it takes to be a grown-up, why are we wasting all our time in school?"

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

Fox News Scoop

LEV Trump

"Job creators? When did it become politically incorrect to just call us rich?!"

"Well I can see right through him!"

"Can you take these inaccuracies and untruths and get some science behind them?"

"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted on Capitol Hill recently wearing nice clothes. Which really calls into question her claim to have struggled at any point in her life. Panel?"

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

'What's he laughing at? Doesn't he listen to the News!'

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

Who reports on the reporters?

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'You can't trust the mainstream media.'