News Buffs Prints

"And to comment on the government's policies regarding the middle class is the newly appointed Minister of Broken Dreams."

Russian Shark

The Russian Bear

"I won! I won! I won!"

Boris and Trump

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"The Fed take any recovery fighting measures while we were out?"

63% of Americans want an end to the economic embargo against Cuba.

'Poverty figures show little change.'

The Government today banned the manufacture and sale of squirt guns, 'just in case.'

Medieval headlines.

'Interesting...they're importing high-quality fossil guano from Madagascar.'

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The Berlin Peace Movement

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.