News Buffs Mugs

"The Russian owner of the NBA's Brooklyn Nets wants to change their name to the 'Brooklyn Putins.'"

"And to comment on the government's policies regarding the middle class is the newly appointed Minister of Broken Dreams."

Russian Shark

"I think if there's one thing we've all learned from this, it's that we haven't learned a damn thing."

The Russian Bear

"I won! I won! I won!"

Boris and Trump

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"Guys my age get all their news from 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.'"

"The Fed take any recovery fighting measures while we were out?"

63% of Americans want an end to the economic embargo against Cuba.

'Poverty figures show little change.'

The Government today banned the manufacture and sale of squirt guns, 'just in case.'

Medieval headlines.

'Interesting...they're importing high-quality fossil guano from Madagascar.'

This Day on January 6

The Last Republican in America

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.